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The BBC Needs Help

The British Broadcasting Corporation is almost unique in the developed world. It’s funded by taxation, and is the UK’s pre-eminent television and radio network, as well as the largest domestic source of national and internation news. Despite this, it remains scrupulously neutral politically, and is outside the reach of any politician’s manipulation. With no corporate paymasters, it has no need to generate huge profits, and is free of advertising and hidden agendas.

This famous neutrality and quality-led focus has made the BBC into an international resource. It is the largest broadcast news gathering organisation on the planet, and one of the most popular sources for current information worldwide.  It’s website is the 46th most popular in existence. Programs such as Dr. Who, Monty Python’s Flying Circus and Planet Earth have swept the globe. The BBC World Service is widely considered to be the most important radio programme there is.

The BBC, then, is truly unbiased, informative, high-quality, and hugely popular around the world. So it’s no surprise that corporate broadcasters have always hated it. In the modern climate of politicians shamelessly grovelling at the feed of rich vested interests, the BBC has come under attack like never before.

In particular, Rupert and Kevin Murdoch’s News International, the vast media corporation behind Fox News (amonst many, many others) is particularly furious that the BBC exists. Because people can turn to it for good, unbiased news and programming, it cuts into the profits that father and son Murdoch can rake out of all of us. The BBC cannot interfere in politics, but no such restriction binds News International, and the thought of hostile Murdoch newspapers and TV broadcasts has British politicians panicking.

The price for News International’s smiling endorsement is the crippling — or better yet, destruction — of the BBC.

Planet Earth. Doctor Who. Monty Python. BBC News. All blown away, in favour of Glen Beck and Bill O’Reilly. To say that this would be a tragic victory of greed over public interest is a gross understatement.

The battle has already started. Today, cuts were proposed that would slash the BBC’s web presence by 50%, along with removing some of its most independent and important music stations, and cutting into multi-cultural material.

PLEASE. Don’t let this happen. Don’t let the BBC mutilate itself in a doomed attempt to reduce the heat from the sharks circling around it. Wherever you are, please take just a moment to sign the 38 Degrees petition against this crippling blow. Show the BBC’s overseers — and Britain’s politicians — that the BBC is important, and needs to be defended. Don’t turn one of the last bastions of independent, quality, mainstream media into yet another sickly corporate hate-monger. If you can, please spread word of the petition — twitter, blogs, email, whatever.

Please.

Posted in news, scary.


The origins of chess

There are two main contenders to the crown of the origin of chess. Xiangqi, the Chinese claimaint, is amongst the oldest board games in the world. Chaturanga, the Indian contender, is similarly ancient, and generally favoured by western historians (who have closer links with India than with China). The debate still rages.

Most Western histories of chess are happy to state that the game was invented in India in the 6th century AD, and that xiangqi then travelled from India to China, possibly carried along the silk trade routes. On the other hand, there do seem to be references to xiangqi in very early Chinese literature. These documents date back to the culturally famous Warring States period, 480BC to 221BC.

During this period, the setting for a lot of myths, legends and romantic tales in China, a succession of kingdoms struggled together in a series of savage battles. The wars eventually led to the triumph of the Chin people and the establishment of their realm, China. It would make sense that a game so clearly based on a battle would arise out of a time like this, and the pieces that the game uses do represent the major standard troop types used during the period. This is particularly true of the Chariots, which faded out of standard Chinese war practice soon after the period closed.

Orthodox opinion amongst Western, Indian and Middle Eastern chess historians tends to be that this earlier game was in fact related to wei-qi, known as Go in Japan. Wei-qi/Go is the game which holds the actual position of world’s oldest known board game. It remains a very highly-paid sport game in the Far East, but there are key differences to chess-type games. One of the greatest is that in wei-qi, there is only one type of piece, and it cannot be moved once placed on the board.

The fact remains that the early game described in Chinese literature appears to be much closer in nature and play style to xiangqi than to wei-qi. This presents the interesting possibility that chess may have originally travelled to India from China rather than vice-versa, and from there to the middle east and up into Europe. This would make xiangqi – at least in its early ancestral form – the original Chess game.

Playing Chess at the Temple, by Rosino

Playing Chess at the Temple, by Rosino

Many western chess historians are dismissive, generally taking the suggest as some sort of obscure insult. There have been claims that as xiangqi just cannot be the origin of chess, it must be a case of parallel evolution – the same ideas sparking the same sort of game with the same sort of moves just by accident. Occam’s razor however clearly suggests that such similar games arising coincidentally is unlikely – the games have enough in common that a historical link of some sort seems certain. Comparing early xiangqi and early forms of Chaturanga, the similarities are even clearer, sharing similarities which have been dropped entirely from Chess. We may never know for certain, of course – the controversy will continue as long as there are professional historians earning money from the topic.

Even the game’s name is the source of much argument and debate. Read literally, it means ‘The Elephant Game’ – which has often been used as a supporting argument for the Indian origin theory. There is a piece in the game called The Elephant, and Elephants are a big part of Indian culture. The Western bishop too, which was added in the 15th century, is still an Elephant in Indian, Russian and Spanish chess. However, it’s not clear-cut – elephants do seem to have existed in China at one point, as many legends refer to them. They may even have been used as war beasts.

Another argument on the Chinese side is that the word ‘xiang’ originally held a different meaning. When it is linked with another Chinese character, its meaning becomes that of a constellation of stars. Some scholars have suggested that this may mean the game had some astrological origins, and may even have been used in divination. It is known for certain that Chinese writing started this way, an offshoot of a system of divination that involved heating tortoise shells to cracking point and then reading the lines and patterns formed. Another piece of evidence to back this notion up is the weakness of the xiangqi Elephant piece, which is very odd compared to the overwhelming strength of elephant cavalry on early battlefields. A degree of linguistic confusion might explain the discrepancy.

Both sides claim to be proven of course, and there’s no real way to tell. I’m keeping an open mind. One thing though is certain – most Chinese people will be delighted if you tell them you support the view that Chess is a Chinese invention. Like most nations, they love to think that they invented just about everything! On the other hand, Western and Indian chess fans may be less pleased, even though the Chinese origin theory is becoming more acceptable.

Posted in games, history.


It shouldn’t happen to a dog…

An old farmer had spent his life collecting tractors. Whenever one finally broke down or became hopelessly out of date, he refused to sell it, instead keeping it in a large barn. He even bought tractors that were no longer any use from other farmers. He tidied up the bodywork and polished them, treating them like museum exhibits. Eventually, when it was time for him to retire, he decided to sell off his massive collection so that he could live comfortably with his wife in a nice country cottage. So he put advertisements in local and national papers, inviting offers. He didn’t have long to wait.

A few days later, he received a letter from a businessman whose company had built some of the tractors mentioned in the advert many years before, and who had an interest in old vehicles himself. The two men arranged to meet in the farmer’s local pub on the following Sunday. The day came, and the businessman arrived. Despite the heavy clouds of pipe smoke, the two passed an hour in most pleasant conversation, and turned out to have much in common.

“Well,” sighed the farmer eventually, “I haven’t had such a good natter for a long time, but I suppose it’s about time we got down to business, eh?”

“Yes, I suppose so,” replied the other, “but maybe we could go somewhere else? I’m finding it hard to think in such a smoky atmosphere.”

The farmer grinned, and said “Ah, there’s no need for that. Watch this!”

He then proceeded to take an amazingly long, deep breath, and sucked in every last wisp of smoke in the room. He then turned to the window behind him and blew all the smoke out of the pub.

“Wow! How the hell did you manage that?” asked the businessman, astonished.

“Oh, it was nothing,” replied the farmer, “After all, I am an ex-tractor fan.”

(Sorry!)

Posted in naughty.


Shakespearean Insults: All’s Well That Ends Well

William Shakespeare may have been the Bard of Avon, and the greatest English-language writer to date, but he had a decidedly offensive streak. His insults have been popular for centuries, and there are heaps of assorted “Shakespearean Insult Generators” on the web if you can’t be bothered to string a few random Renaissance English words together. However, it can be more fun to actually go straight to the real source. In that spirit, here’s the nastiest gems from All’s Well That Ends Well. As you might guess, that’s his first play when you line them up alphabetically. I may look into others later :)

All’s Well That Ends Well is the story of a maid – Helena – who heals the King of France and, for her reward, asks for the hand of Lord Bertram in marriage. Bertram consents, then runs off to fight a war in Italy with his habitually deceitful follower Parolles, hoping that death will get him out of it. Hurt, Helena sets out on a pilgrimage and ends in Italy, where she meets Lord Bertram’s new lover, Diana. Diana and Helena swap places unknown to Bertram, who sleeps with his betrothed. He later agrees to love Helena and their unborn child. Almost half of the invective below is directed at Parolles.

All's Well That Ends Well by Photobunny

All's Well That Ends Well by Photobunny

  • Little Helen, farewell; if I can remember thee, I will think of thee at court.
  • The complaints I have heard of you I do not all believe; ’tis my slowness that I do not, for I know you lack not folly to commit them and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours.
  • You would answer very well to a whipping.
  • Scurvy, old, filthy, scurvy lord!
  • Methink’st thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon thee.
  • You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave.
  • France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man’s foot.
  • She is too mean to have her name repeated.
  • He’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
  • I spoke with her but once, and found her wondrous cold.
  • For I knew the young Count to be a dangerous and  lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all  the fry it finds.
  • Drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine-drunk; and in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about him.
  • He hath out-villain’d villainy so far that the rarity redeems him.
  • He excels his brother for a coward; yet his brother is reputed one of the best that is. In a retreat he outruns any lackey: marry, in coming on he has the cramp.
  • Use the carp as you may; for he looks like a poor, decayed, ingenious, foolish, rascally knave.
  • I saw the man today, if man he be.
  • This woman’s an easy glove, my lord; she goes off and on at pleasure.

Posted in writing.


Romantic Fantasy

This is the area where the fantasy and romance genres meet. Although fantasy settings are integral to the sub-genre, the main focus of the story tends to be on character interaction, with a notable element being a burgeoning romantic relationship between the protagonist and a love interest companion. The main characters usually form a tight-knit pack who adventure together in a group, and much of the focus is on the interactions of the group themselves, both internally and with the beings they encounter. This frequently spills over into at least a little political intrigue.

One notable difference between romantic fantasy and most of the other sub-genres is that magic is seen as a consequence of the natural order of the world. It’s not some demonic force from outside, as is often the case in Sword & Sorcery, or a highly arcane science that isolates its practitioners, as frequently depicted in high fantasy. In romantic fantasy, magic is a simple talent, an inborn channel of mystical self-expression. The key difference is that magic here is a wholesome force, in tune with the world. For the heroes, anyway.

The heroes of romantic fantasy are typically either young, recently bereaved, or otherwise just now finding themselves pushed into the wider world. In fairly short order, they discover dread plots against the world they live in, their own burgeoning talents, a group of talented companions who become close friends, and a life-partner-in-waiting. Companions are frequently titled nobles or other persons of responsibility and influence; the hero may be too. By the end of the story, the hero will have gained victory, magical power, true love and a place to call home. This is a shamelessly feel-good sub-genre, not a challenging one. The most influential romantic fantasy series remains David Eddings’ charming “Belgariad”.

Pawn of Prophecy by David Eddings

Pawn of Prophecy by David Eddings

Posted in fantasy, writing.


Polyphasic Sleep

There’s been a lot of enthusiasm over the last few years about shortening how much time you spend asleep each day by changing your sleep patterns. The original idea, suggested in 2000, was the “Uberman” sleep schedule — six short naps of 30 minutes each, spread carefully across 24 hours. Other patterns have also arisen: Everyman, Dymaxion and others, all with various amounts of sleep at various specific points.

The tempting idea behind Uberman was that it would allow you to reduce your sleep to just 3 hours a day, freeing up five or six hours of waking time. There are stories of all sorts of geniuses and major leaders who slept just three or four hours a day, from Leonardo da Vinci to Nicola Tesla and Winston Churchill.

Unfortunately, it seems pretty clear that the concept of polyphasic sleep is substantially mythological. People need different amounts of sleep, and a certain percentage of the population is perfect happy on just  three or four hours. Others may need ten or eleven. The article at the link above is a detailed and interesting analysis of polyphasic sleep by an open-minded life-long sleep scientist. It seems redundant to just repeat everything he says, so if you want the full details, have a look there.

The short version though is that spreading sleep around doesn’t change your requirements. If anything, it is likely to leave you needing a bit more sleep, because of the time it takes between falling asleep and actually starting to get benefits from it. The most natural sleep schedule appears to be the siesta — having a longer sleep during the night, and a shorter one in the middle of the day to bring the total up to the eight hours or so that we require.

Posted in myth, people, science.


Government backs down on disconnecting file-sharers

Some good news on the internet front, for a change. Following huge levels of protest from the public, the British government has decided to abandon its idea of allowing large copyright-holding corporations to tell it which people to forcibly disconnect from the Internet.

The original suggestion, from Peter Mandleson, was that music and film companies could accuse individual net users of being downloaders. After three accusations, that person’s home (and mobile communications) would be permanently blacklisted from being allowed to connect to the ‘net. Note that wasn’t three proved copyright infringements, it was three accusations.

There’s been a lot of protest from netizens of all sorts, and eventually the government decided it wasn’t worth the bad press. They’re still suggesting that in extreme cases, temporary ‘net bans will be imposed, but these look like being the result of proper legal process, rather than a nod and a wink from the RIAA.

I guess election years are good for something, after all.

Peter Mandleson, 'The Prince of Darkness'.

Peter Mandleson, 'The Prince of Darkness', (c) Bruce Adams.

Posted in internet, news.


The Labyrinth

It been two weeks since I last updated Ghostwoods.

I’m sorry! I suck!

Unfortunately, I’ve been overloaded with work on a critical, Top Secret project for most of February. I know that’s dull of me, so as a little bit of a consolation, I thought I’d tell you the things that I’m (more or less) allowed to reveal about it. Hopefully, my publishers won’t put a price on my head.

Put simply, it’s a treasure hunt.

The book (which will be available globally) takes the form of a series of images, accompanied by passages of text. Each image/text combination contains a series of clues, which taken together will point to a specific solution. As a theoretical f’rinstance, a large bear on its hind legs in a picture could suggest a Russian link.

Each of the solutions, taken together, will then point to the final answer.

The first person to solve the answer, and submit it after a specific date, will win money. A _lot_ of money.

The answer exists in only two places: my head, and a highly-encrypted DVD locked in a secure bank vault. Obviously if anything dodgy happens to me — I vanish, get kidnapped, die suspiciously, etc etc — then the whole deal is off. Finding the answer won’t require any specific skill or cultural background; literally anyone could do it, if they try. Fortunately there’ll be no question of going out into the countryside with a shovel and metal detector :)

Pot of Gold by Tao Zhyn

Pot of Gold by Tao Zhyn

So it’s a really exciting project. I’m not allowed to reveal the title yet, but I can tell you that I’ve been thinking of it as The Labyrinth.

The one piece of advice I’d give to anyone hoping to win is to get to know the way I think. It’s good advice for any puzzle; the better you understand the mind that created it, the easier it is to solve it. There may — just may — be clues hidden here in the blog, and other places where I can be found online. Later on, I’ll probably have a specific Twitter feed and blog too, but I’ll still drop little nuggets here for just you :)

Oh, and no, I’m afraid I’m not open to bribes!

Posted in book, personal, writing.


Masonic Variations: Prince Hall and Women’s Freemasonry

Smaller jurisdictions have typically arisen where there were disagreements on the basics of admission policy. Prince Hall was a free-born African American who, along with fourteen colleagues, was initiated into a Military Lodge under the jurisdiction of the Grand Lodge of Ireland in 1775. Military Lodges are mobile by nature, and when the Lodge duly moved away, Hall and his fellows were given permission to continue meeting, but not to perform initiations.

In 1784, the group applied for a Warrant of Charter from the Grand Lodge of England, and formed African Lodge #459. In 1813 however, after the rectification of English Masonry, the newly-formed UGLE moved address and withdrew a lot of its activities world-wide. African Lodge #459 was left with no means of contact with its former Grand Lodge, and was removed from the UGLE rolls for non-payment of dues.

With nowhere else to turn, African Lodge restyled itself African Grand Lodge #1 (not to be confused with any of the Grand Lodges in Africa, of course) and continued operating. The widespread racism at the time made it very difficult for African Americans to get membership in white-dominated Lodges, and the movement – now known as Prince Hall Freemasonry – flourished. It remains very strong today. Although considered ritually regular, the Prince Hall Grand Lodges are only slowly being accepted as regular bodies.

There are two big stumbling blocks that the Prince Hall movement faces for recognition, and neither of them have anything to do with racism any more, save perhaps in a very few intransigent areas in the deep south of the USA. One is that the formation of African Grand Lodge #1 was undoubtedly irregular, and under Masonic canon that means the other Grand Lodges it has created are also irregular; the other is that the Prince Hall Grand Lodges all impinge on the sovereign territory of older Grand Lodges. However, it is also widely recognised that Prince Hall Masonry developed because there was nowhere else for its brothers to turn at the time. The Prince Hall Grand Lodges are slowly winning acceptance across Anglo Freemasonry, bit by bit, and it seems just a matter of time before they are entirely regularised.

The Fred U. Harris Prince Hall Lodge by the unabonger

The Fred U. Harris Prince Hall Lodge by the unabonger

Women’s Freemasonry has likewise been a thorny issue. When Freemasonry first developed – in the 18th Century – there was a tacit assumption amongst its members that women just wouldn’t be interested. There are a couple of early records of fully regular lodges with female members, and one of the earliest forms of the ritual workings includes the designation ‘He or Shee’ in reference to the candidate, but for the most part, the women of the time were too downtrodden to factor. The 19th Century was the real flourishing of society-wide sexism though, and as it approached, the requirement that Freemasons be male was recognised as a formal Landmark.

When the Grand Orient d’ France reorganised its charter in 1877, it indicated to all parties that it was alright to be separate from ‘regular’ Masonry. Two international mixed-sex jurisdictions were formed fairly swiftly, called Le Droit Humain and The Order of International Co-Masonry. Both are still fully active world-wide. The Grand Orient and all affiliated Continental Grand Lodges swiftly granted them full recognition, along with any national female-only Grand Lodges that sprung up. A completely separate but similarly-aimed women’s organisation called the Order of Weavers developed, and that too has spread.

Anglo Freemasonry still does not formally recognise female or mixed-sex Grand Lodges on the grounds that it would mean breaking charter; the resistance to such a move is now concentrated in North America. However, UGLE openly accepts that female and mixed-sex jurisdictions are indeed a full part of Freemasonry, just not under the UGLE banner. Their announcement, in March 1999, plainly states “Freemasonry is not confined to men”, with just the simple proviso that “this Grand Lodge does not itself admit women”.

Two female Grand Lodges based in England – The Honourable Fraternity of Ancient Freemasons (which is becoming international, with Lodges in Spain and Gibraltar) and The Order of Women’s Freemasons – and one mixed-sex Grand Lodge have been recognised by UGLE as fully regular apart from the sex of their membership; a declaration that may well herald the approach of full recognition. Note also that the female groups and the mixed-sex group also do not formally recognise each other, for the same reasons of charter. All the groups are in regular informal contact on matters of mutual concern. There are also Women’s Grand Lodges in many European countries. In North America, Women’s Freemasonry is still meeting resistance. Rather than joining a female jurisdiction – the Women’s Grand Lodge of Belgium has four Lodges in the USA – it is more common for interested women to join a group called The Order of the Eastern Star, which is open to Masons and to women who are related to a male Mason.

There are scores of other tiny self-styled Grand Lodges. Some of these appear to be protest movements against a specific policy of a mainstream Grand Lodge, and tend to be short-lived; others are active scams, degree mills designed to milk money out of prospective Masons. In general, if a supposedly Masonic body is not recognised by any Grand Lodge within Anglo, Continental, Prince Hall Freemasonry, Co-Masonry and Women’s Freemasonry, it should be treated with extreme caution.

Posted in mysteries.


Masonic Variations: Anglo and Continental

The greatest variation between the different types of Freemasonry lies in the actual detail of the Lodge rituals. There are a wide range of different ritual sets, known as workings. Most Grand Lodges have a list of which are permissible in their Lodges, and which are not. Very few permit all as a blanket definition, because some of the more obscure workings are a very long way from regular Freemasonry – such as the largely discredited Swedenborg Rite, which rather eccentrically attempts to blend Masonic styling with Emmanuel Swedenborg’s philosophical teachings.

Some of the more common variations include Emulation, Taylor’s, York (not to be confused with the set of appendant bodies of the same name), Sussex, Universal, Logic, South London, Bristol, London West End, French, Modern, Scots, Scottish Rectified, Schroeder’s and Logic. Others that are considered disreputable or are thought to have fallen by the wayside include the Memphis-Misraim Rites (with up to 95 different degrees, no less), the Ancient and Accepted Rite (with 90 degrees), the Hermetic Rite, the Martinist Rite, and the aforementioned Swedenborg Rite.

Differences in ritual aside, the variances between common workings are subtle enough that anyone familiar with one will be comfortable with all, although the occasional difference in wording or procedure will crop up. For most Masons, the issue of Masonic jurisdiction is far more important, and this is the area which can cause serious trouble for a member. There are a few broad ‘families’ of jurisdiction – two of them significantly larger than the rest – within which most Grand Lodges recognise most of their fellows, and few others from outside.

The most prevalent family of Masonic institutions is known informally world-wide as Anglo Masonry, because its rules and constitutions stem from the historic work and expansion of the Grand Lodge of England. The oldest of the Grand Lodges, the Grand Lodge of England was formed in 1717 (as the Grand Lodge of London, initially) when four London Lodges joined forces. Its regulatory focus started a few years later, and swiftly spread. In 1723, the first rulebook was published. As the British Empire grew, it carried Masonry with it around the world.

Freemason's Hall, the home of UGLE by mortimer

Freemason's Hall, the home of UGLE by mortimer

Over time, the various nations developed enough weight and history to stand on their own, and formed their own sovereign Grand Lodges, each with full control over their territories. After a period of schism in England which saw two rival Grand Lodges active for just over 60 years, the two combined into the current body, the United Grand Lodge of England, known worldwide by its initials, UGLE. Despite the assorted differences that creep in regionally, and natural national pride in the various sovereign bodies, UGLE retains a certain informal respect and status as the effective birthplace of modern Craft Masonry – in the Anglo branch, anyway.

The other large Masonic family of organisations is known as Continental Masonry, and traces its oldest jurisdiction back to the Grand Orient d’France, founded in 1733. Its relations with the rest of Masonry were perfectly regular up until 1868 when the Grand Orient – which did not acknowledge the doctrine of sovereign territory which UGLE was so keen on – agreed to recognise a second Grand Lodge in Louisiana. The earlier Louisianan Grand Lodge complained very loudly, and by 1876 most of the English-speaking Grand Lodges had reclassified the Grand Orient as irregular. In 1877, the body further outraged English-speaking Masonry by removing the requirement for belief in a Supreme Being, making the presence of holy scripture optional in its Lodges, and allowing women to visit Lodge meetings. Almost all remaining English-language Grand Lodges severed ties immediately.

The Grand Orient wasn’t without supporters however, and continued to go about its business as it pleased. Many of the European Grand Lodges and Grand Orients followed its lead, which is why it is now known as Continental Masonry. It dominates Freemasonry in Europe and Latin America, while Anglo Masonry dominates in the English-speaking world. It is broadly true now however that most territories with an Anglo Grand Lodge also have an assigned Continental Grand Lodge or Orient – and vice versa. Typically, Continental Masons progress after the Symbolic Lodge by working through the Scots Rite.

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